Total Medals Earned: 12,123 (From 1,769 different games.) Total Medal Score: 250,830 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the first six levels
Complete the first twelve levels
Complete the first 18 levels!
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 8/8 (230/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Reach 1000 Style points