Total Medals Earned: 12,261 (From 1,781 different games.) Total Medal Score: 252,115 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/205 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the boss.
There's a warm meal waiting for you.
Medals Earned: 12/14 (195/195 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Read The Story
Check The Credits
Beat The Level 1 Par Time
Beat The Level 2 Par Time
Beat The Level 3 Par Time
Beat The Level 4 Par Time
Beat The Level 5 Par Time
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 4/7 (55/140 points)
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Tell no one about this secret
Chill out, you don't matter
You wussed out...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Collect
Get three stars from 15 missions
Complete all 40 levels
Collect all briefcases
Get three stars from all missions
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Go on, become a supporter!
Start here!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (100/100 points)
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You completed the revision test, yay!
You looked at the credits, thank you!
You started your journey into learning more Japanese!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Get 10000 or more points
Get 15000 or more points
Get 20000 or more points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Kill a helish microwave
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!