Total Medals Earned: 12,261 (From 1,781 different games.) Total Medal Score: 252,115 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Pop the balloon!
Feed it!
Feed the penguin!
Solve the word puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (130/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully audition the Thespian
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Complete five missions
Bankrupt the company
Beat the game in 15 seconds
Let net worth reach 20M before forcing it back to 0
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (25/475 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Defeat Santa!
Defeat the Yeti
Collect all 25 cards
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)
Complete tutorial (complete level 5)
Collect 100 gummybear
Open all bonuses.
Complete all levels.
Collect all stars (150 stars).
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Go on a "butterfly" hunt
Complete the game